The Real Truth Behind The Axis Of Evil

C4NN EXCLUSIVE : The Truth Behind The Axis of Evil

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During the past month C4NN has been slow to release updates, and for that we apologize, but please don't think it wasn't without good reason. And what is that 'good' reason? How about NATIONAL SECURITY?!?! Thats right National Security...

You see over the past month I've found myself frequently watching conspiracy videos online that have covered topics such as Scientology, 9/11, if the moon landing was fake, proof god existed, proof god never exists, gas prices and even one on why the 5 cent candy you bought as a kid is smaller today. No you didn't just get bigger...and candy companies, I noticed and I'm pissed...and for my viewers reading this don't act like you never noticed. It's BS and you know it. Moving on.

The internet has dramatically increased the ability to access and spread information all over the world. Unfortunately there is a difference between information and knowledge. While surfing the internet one often finds the lines between fact and opinion blurred into a soupy mess...which is often then garnished with bits of imagination and tall tales. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you....

My Conspiracy Theory & Tips for Writing Your Own!

So go get a drink and some snacks because this is going to be a lengthy post. TIP # 1 The longer your conspiracy theory is the less likely people are to actually read or remember the whole thing. Also some people are just impressed by the fact you typed so much, and figure if you went to all that effort it must be true!

TIP # 2 To insure my theory upholds the highest standard of credibility I'm doing 100% of my research online. That means no books, no news papers, no magazines or reports. I will also not consider any government statistics or TV footage from any major news source. Why? Common sense that's why. We all know that books, or anything that is printed for that matter, are not current. And if it's not current it's not reliable.

Example: I bet you or someone you know has a copy of "The Guinness Book of World Records" from 2001 or even 1990 or something. Well I have one from 2001 and if I believed anything out of this I'd think that the best selling MP3 player of all time is the Diamond Rio PMP300 and the most advanced cellphone EVER MADE is a Cassio E-10. Fuck you books. Call me when you have a refresh button.

Also, conspiracy theory basics tell us major news stations are controlled by corporate dollars, who fund terrorists and bribe political parties, who then run our government and then lie to us. So you'd be stupid or a terrorist to believe any of their news. And you're not a terrorist, are you?

So what does that leave us with? Blogs, YouTube, various forums, chat rooms, and of course Wikipedia. But understand I'm not suggesting you actually get information from Wikipedia to base your theory on. TIP #3 You should add YOUR conspiracy theory to Wikipedia when your done. TA-DA! Instant credibility. Using these techniques will insure that your information is current, trustworthy, and directly from the people. Not full of lies and government corruption. Following these simple rules, I began developing an intricate thesis on a global conspiracy that has been going on since around 1950... It involves the South Korean government and it's been under our noses for decades...

The truth began to surface when I was surfing random blogs and I was directed to a website from an anonymous poster (TIP #4 Anonymous posters are the most reliable source on the internet. You'd hide your identity to if you knew that the government would lock you away and throw away the key for revealing the truth!). The poster said:

I think it is possible that digimon are real. Call me crazy, but gorrillas were thought to be mythical up till about 50 years ago. It is possible that digimon or digimon like creatures are the same. The choice is up to you wether to beleive or not.

I found a few cool sites today with things about digimon possibly existing in real today.
They are listed below.

If you beleive, keep beleiving. Dont let others tell you anything else. If you dont, it is your right. I somw what beleive. Tee choice is yours.

And for those of you that don't know what Digimon is, it looks like this:

Digimon is a children's TV show that was spawned from the bowels of hell in a mad dash attempt to cash in on the HUGE wave of success that started with this equally shitty show, Pokemon:

Pokemon exploded onto the scene in the late 1990's capturing the hearts of children and unpopular preteens everywhere. Digimon followed not long after. When the shows came out in North America the concepts were almost identical. Essentially there is this magical world where you can catch and enslave small magical creatures, force them to be your friend, and do shit like fight to the death for you.

Both spawned multiple video games, mostly on hand held systems such as Gameboy, that let you build a small gangs of creatures that you can take care of, raise and interact with in a virtual world. (Which you will need because almost everyone you know will no longer associate with you once you admit your into this stuff. On the upside those who do remain your friends probably also play and you can trade with them. AWESOME!). Long story short, Pokemon stands for pocket monsters, Digimon stands for digital monsters. It Doesn't take a huge creative leap to bridge the similarities. Anyways back to my theory.

One of the sites the anonymous poster linked to is known as "Digiclipse." So what the hell is Digiclipse one might ask? Well if you don't already know then you're in for a treat...I decided to go under cover as what they call an RDB (Real Digimon Believer). Their group is by application only and I managed to get one. Here is an unedited excerpt directly from the intro page of their private group:

Together, we will bring the Digimon and ourselves, and, forever in friendship and expanding across the universe, we will succeed. In the hearts of us and them, we are different...but the same. The Digimon love us with their lives and, every night, look up at the stars with us, wishing we were there.

You may think that the Digimon are strong without us, but you are wrong. We are the love which empowers their souls, and the Digis want to stay forever by our side. They look up to us, learn from us, fight with us, protect us, and never, never hesitate to jump after us if we fall down. They are us, and we are them, and no one could have a better friend than their Digimon.

So I started to read some of their theories on how they hope to enter this "digital world." They range in topics such as

"There will be an event called the Digiclipse, where it will just happen"

Which I assume is similar to the apocalypse...but...with cartoon characters.

"The government already knows how to get there and has a portal"

I even read that one guy thinks the Russians are trying to invade it. Not joking.

"The Digital world was created by the boom in the worlds technology and has been developing in lost packets of transmitted data. These Packets of data have evolved similar to a virus, but an intelligent virus that is sustaining a virtual world"

AKA someone looked up a glossary of computer terms while smoking weed.

"There is an alternative universe parallel to ours"

Now, this is actually a great thesis for anything you know doesn't exist but wished it did. Example: I know in an alternate universe I'm a Jedi ninja hacker race car driving astronaut and...also a game show host. The list goes on and every point provides nothing but the strongest of factual information to back it up. Let me remind everyone that these people are dead serious and actual devote many hours of their day to finding the digital world.

So by now many of you are probably asking, "C4, What the hell does this crap have to do with your conspiracy theory!?" Well now that you have the background story...let me begin by stating I believe that the Digiclipse is a pile of crap. Most people do, and if you don't...then click here. Those of you still with me let us explore what is much more likely to be going on here.

Simply put, Digiclipse is a decoy to distract people from the real truth... Pokemon is the real threat and the real evil! Now if you just got excited because you think I'm about to propose Pokemon exist then click here. Otherwise, hear me out...

As I stated before this all started in the 50's... It involves the South Korean government and it's been under our noses for decades...Well what happened in the 1950's? This...

Pepsi adopted it's first variation of the logo we know and see today (seen below in this time line.)

But upon further research I discovered a very odd link between Pepsi's decision to make a logo change and some rather important world events. You see...that was the same year South Korea declared independence, sparking a North Korean invasion...I mean have you ever actually LOOKED at the flag for South Korea?! Roll your mouse over the one below to see what the hell I'm talking about.



Coincidence?! I THINK NOT!

But the horror does not stop there. I am convinced Pepsi is a South Korean terrorist funded organization AND / OR using subliminal messaging in it's advertisements to alter the mind states of North Americans. This same organization attempted to attack North America and Japan by integrating LETHAL subliminal messages that induce epileptic seizures into children's TV shows....here's the proof...Episode 38 of the popular show Pokemon aired in Japan and gave over 700 Japanese children epileptic seizures or caused blindness (This is a true story the episode really was banned for this reason)....The episode was never aired on TV again...but can still be watched online and purchased on DVD. Here is the clip.

DO NOT WATCH IF YOU SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC SEIZURES OR THINK YOU ARE SUSCEPTIBLE TO SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES.




The South Koreans have been planning this attack since the 50's and it's finally starting to come to fruition. Pepsi, Pokemon, And South Korea are all inter connected & Digimon was developed for the sole purpose of distracting the world from the threat of Pokemon. Their attack worked, but not good enough...only 700 children....Since then the United States has had increased concern in recent years over the possible nuclear capabilities of North Korea lead by Kim Jong Ill. But the UN and the United States are looking in all the wrong places. What About SOUTH KOREA?! They are looking for hidden facilities, warehouses, nuclear materials plants, and big ass missiles. But they wont find any. And why is this? Because they are looking in the wrong places...

Where is one place you can hide a weapon of mass destruction that no one will notice? Right in the open...And not only have we not noticed, but we invite it into our homes every day with open arms. We buy it from vending machines, in restaurants, watch it on TV, and even go as far as to wrap it up, put it under our Christmas trees and give it directly to our children....ladies and gentlemen...the truth behind the Axis of Evil...

What do the Pope, Coca-Cola, soccer, and witches have in common? This story!

SOURCE: BBC NEWS

"It is the second time this season that the Vatican has turned its attention to football. In October, the Vatican sporting club announced it was joining forces with AC Ancona, a team in the second division, Serie B."
C4NN SAYS:

Genesis 1:11 - "And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, upon which thou shalt play football."

Okay so maybe I made the last part up, but after reading the BBC it's that much more believable.

Why? Well The Pope and the Vatican have announced their support and sponsorship of AC Ancona football club.

Now before we get into this let me add that this isn't the weirdest religious sponsorship I've read about this week...That award goes to Coca-Cola.

Just this past week The Philippines government issued an Easter public heath warning - on the dangers of crucifixion.

That's right people had to be warned of the DANGERS of shoving metal nails through their hands and feet. Go figure.

Anyways, In San Fernando City 23 people, including two women, have signed up to re-enact the crucifixion at three improvised Golgothas. Four of them will use real nails.

The festival is sponsored by Coca-cola and a company called Smart Telecommunication.

Pepsi, I really don't know what your going to do to catch up to that kind of PR... Maybe sponsor some witch burnings or something...might look something like this:


But why Pope? Why did you sponsor a Football club?

Pope Benedict XVI says "football has a crucial role to play in teaching young people the important lessons of life - solidarity, fraternity & honesty."

That's right, honesty in Soccer.