Rare Scientology Vault Footage of Tom Cruise

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C4NN SPECIAL VIDEO EDITION

Scientology is the porn of religion. It has everything you could possibly want; It's taboo, there's scandal, loads of money involved, kinky E-Meters, Audit sessions, massages, shit loads of hard cover books to put on your shelf to make you look smart, it's own BLING! and a legion of celebrities lead by the messiah-like Tom Cruise.

Tom is Scientology’s centrefold (every month), and he has been known to say some pretty crazy ass crap in his battle to retain that title (for whatever reason). This post is an homage to that craziness as it never ceases to entertain me (even more than his movies, which I actually really like…even if he’s nuts).

I decided to make this since C4NN’s Barack Obama video has gotten a good response on YouTube (click here to watch). Thank you to those who helped that video list on the "Top 100 Favorites (All Time) - News & Politics – Canada." (As of May 31’st, 2008) Totally wasn’t expecting that video to get that big of a response, thank you for the support.

So without any further delay, here is my tribute to you, Mr. Cruise.

Enjoy.

Woman Sees Jesus In Ultrasound

When an Ohio woman looked at an ultrasound she expected to see a developing fetus.

Instead, she saw what she believes to be an image of Jesus Christ, MyFox Cleveland reported on its Web site.

Monet Sledge, from Lorain, Ohio, got an ultrasound in preparation for her first baby and was shocked when she saw what appeared to be an image of Christ on the Cross, the Web site reported.

She showed the image to her sister, a mother of four, to get her opinion. "I was expecting to see little body parts," Sledge's sister Tequoia Smith told MyFox Cleveland. "Like a face, arms and legs."

But she too believes saw Jesus on the cross.

"As soon as I saw it I was like oh my gosh."

"People say maybe my baby is gonna be blessed and maybe it is a good sign," said mother-to-be Sledge. "I don't know, I've done wrong in my life, maybe he's forgiven me early."

Doctors say the baby is perfectly healthy and due Aug. 12.

C4NN Says:

These days it seems like anyone who see's a 'T' shape that has naturally formed somehow, jumps to the conclusion "OMG IT'S JESUS!!!!"

Now I do agree, after being told it looks like Jesus, and if I squint my eyes to the point of tears, that it resembles the holy image. So I can see what your getting at. But if this was my wife's ultrasound I wouldn't have assocciated that image to Jesus, and that could be for a number of reasons.

For one, I don't practice any form of religion, although I consider myself open minded and I try to put myself in everyones shoes. Sure, it kinda looks like Jesus on a cross...but being TOLD it looks like Jesus, is kinda like being fed answeres in an ink blot test.

For example i'd be interested to know what you see here?

An angel sitting on floating clouds?

A lobster diving into the sea right behind two jellyfish with funny things floating behind the lobster?

A tulip (or some type of flower) sitting on a dirt bed?

Your mom?

Well if you answered any of the above I'd say your WRONG it looks like The Predator...DUH

With that being said, this kinda poses some potential problems for this woman (if you buy into that sorta supersticious thing). How, you ask? Well for example we just went from seeing angles and flowers and lobsters to the god damn Predator!!! KINDA OF A BIG DIFFERENCE...

If I was on a game show with three "secret doors" and I had to open one and one door was labled with that ink blot, I might open it expecting flowers or lobsters. Boy would I be pissed when the game show host says "Oh I'm sorry you picked The Predators Door! Now you get to be ritualisticly skinned alive, hung upside down, and your skull will be removed as his prize!!!"

Shit! I hate when that happens.

Now I'm sure you're saying "C4NN, thats a little far fetched!" WELL SO IS SEEING JESUS IN YOUR WOMB! The mom was actually quoted saying...

"People say my baby is gonna be blessed and maybe it is a good sign"

If you believe your ultrasound looks like Jesus perhaps this COULD be true...

But what if it's what I See!? Because when I looked at this picture I thought to myself:

To the left you got this black blob....and it looks like some kind of a...protuding object with a hole in it...kinda ...kinda like...an old brick well?

And to the right...you got this figure...but I didnt see Jesus...I saw something else....so I decided to enhance the image...and HOLY SHIT!?!

Now you might have to click the image below to expand it...but if I was this woman id try to make the best of the next 7 Days.