Barack Says Know Your Roll And Shut Your Mouth

This Is a very special edition of C4NN...

This is a very special VIDEO edition of C4NN. In light of the elections going on with our neighbours to the south, C4NN has made a very special report on the 2008 Democratic Debate. Enjoy.

2010 Olympic Hookers

C4NN Says:

We will examine this article in a different format then usual. Below I have posted the Full CBC NEWS posting and my comments, thoughts, insights, etc are in red. Shall we begin?

Foreign prostitutes won't flock to Vancouver Games

Source: CBC NEWS

Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day said Thursday he doesn't foresee foreign prostitutes descending on the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.

I wish I was in Stockwell Days office the day a memo landed on his desk asking him to address escalating fears of a foreign hooker invasion here in BC.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that of all the issues revolving around the Olympics this is the one he felt needed to be address.

Meanwhile we have these mascots that resemble the love child abortions that result from the aftermath of an orgy of Pokemon and a pile of Bill Reid paintings...awesome.



Day said major events such as the Olympics or soccer's World Cup traditionally have been a magnet for prostitutes and others out to make a buck from big crowds.

But the minister said stringent security at the Canadian border is likely to deter such unwanted foreign visitors.

Stringent Security at the Canadian Boarder?!? Thank god it's impossible for a hooker to get a passport, right?...but...but...what if the evil Nazi hookers do get in...what then?!

While there's likely to be an influx of Canadian prostitutes to the area, Day says tighter policing will help control that, too.

"Tighter policing?"...my mind is rampant with so many metaphors in response to this, that I have to let that one go.

Meanwhile, Justice Minister Rob Nicholson is brushing off suggestions that legal brothels would be a good method of protecting vulnerable prostitutes in Canada.

He says the government has no intention of legalizing prostitution.

We should have legal brothels. hear me out.

Right now a good hooker is a lot like a police officer. Always around when you don't want them, and never there when you do.

Plus, Remember those Gold-C Entertainment coupon books you used to get in school (apparently they still make these)? Well remember how shitty they were?

"WOW I can get 2 FREE Rounds of Laser Tag!!!" when I buy a red sticker car, on a Tuesday or Thursday, over $12,000 in value Before tax at Bobs Daewoo in Salmon Arm

Well now, think about how much better these books would be if brothels were legal!

Help Save Victoria Beckham!

Spice Girl fans in hate campaign

Angry Spice Girl fans have started a vicious Internet hate campaign after the girls canceled the rest of their world tour after bitch fighting.

Outrage is so widespread, hate groups have been set up on Facebook and devoted fans sites closed down, branding the five singers 'liars'.

Australian fans are spitting after the Spice Girls canceled the Sydney leg of their world tour to focus 'family and personal commitments'.

C4NN Says:

Let's take a moment to read a few excerpts I grabbed from emails regarding the spice girls tour cancellation.

Rory Goldsbrough of Leicester, UK said:

"I have been a huge spice girls fan from day 1, and even I am disgusted at this. I was lucky enough to see them in London, but I feel robbed and lied to, this was never about the fans and I feel like I was a complete sucker for believing it!!!!"

Charm Says:

"Most of us have been waiting years for this and they have just ruined it all for us. As far as I am concerned, they have just lost another fan. So much for girl power."

Jr. [former Spice Girls fan aka Liar Girls] from Syria said:

"We all were cheated by those selfish Spice Girls that care only about money. I'm sorry for myself and my dreams."

Okay that one takes the cake. -- "I'm Sorry For myself and my dreams"

We here at the network are also sorry for your hopes and dreams if they revolve around the Spice Girls...

One Hong Kong woman actually writes:

"I have been a fan since 1996 and they inspired me in so many ways. I really agree to what they stand for and I have been waiting all these years for this reunion to happen and it really happened.

I really feel gutted right now because they seem to be ignoring the "world" dates and just concentrating on America. I am very sure that most of the US fans are just there to see them like kids seeing lions and tigers at a zoo and not really knowing the true story behind the group."

What the spice girls REALLY stand for?...can someone leave a comment as to what that is exactly? Cause I don't actually know what Zig-a-zig-ahhhhh is, where to buy it, how to make it, or what it smells like.

There has been debate as to whether they canceled the tour because of a fight or their kids and families. Other rumors indicated that Posh and Mel C wanted to pursue their own careers.

Mel C stated the spice girls were holding her back from a Solo Career...Whatever helps you sleep at night Mel C. I really Can't wait for that new awe inspiring solo CD...

Posh Spice indicated she wanted to pursue her newly found career in fashion. With her keen fashion sense, Victoria’s set to corner the market of clothing specifically tailored for Ethiopians with breast implants.