Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Celebrities & Steroids




Steroids beyond sports

Celebrities now among those linked to drug shipments

By BRENDAN J. LYONS, Senior writer
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First published: Sunday, January 13, 2008 PATCHOGUE -- The names of R&B music star Mary J. Blige, along with rap artists 50 Cent, Timbaland and Wyclef Jean, and award-winning author and producer Tyler Perry, have emerged in an Albany-based investigation of steroids trafficking that has already rocked the professional sports world, according to confidential sources....Full Story Here


C4NN Says:

We here at the network were a little confused by some of the claims in this article. Granted, 50 Cent and Timbaland are pretty big guys, and always have been. Timbaland has always been a big guy, but is actually just in better shape now compared to his look during his underground break out.

50 cent, The musical love child of Dr Dre and Eminem, burst through Interscopes corporate placenta sporting a buff bod right from his first single "In Da Club." The song that set his path for millions and was my high-school generations "Soulja Boy."

The dance was easier to! All you had to do was bounce one arm in the air to the beat, over and over like your throwing scissors in a slow mo game of Rock Paper Scissors, and for extra effect grab your crotch (optional). But I digress.


So what's the big deal about this new roid report? who cares? Some guys just want to get big, and its not like they are cheating any one in a sport. They rap for a living.

Well regardless of the fact steroid use is illegal, the poor impressionable children, womens rights, and save the whales and baby seals movements. All C4NN wants to know is...How long have Mary J. Blige and Wyclef Jean been allegedly taking roids, and what brand are they taking because when I get juiced up this summer I will know what NOT to take. Cause first thing that comes to my mind when someone says "Roids and Celebrities" Is "Trebek owes me 5$ I KNEW Marry J. and Wyclef were juicing...THEY ARE HUGE."

Look at them...Wyclef...the Roid Monkey...and Marry J that Butch Cow. How could they do that to us. Think of the children.




7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Optimus Prime is definitely on roids. Just look at the size of his wheels. Those are way too big for a truck.


And they ain't spinnin'
So I'm hatin'

Anonymous said...

Black Powder is a powerful and legal alternative to steroids.


On the other hand, white powder turns your cafe into starbucks.

Anonymous said...

Where are the new articles.

IT'S JAN 17TH. YOU'RE LATE.


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NOW.
CUZ
WE
ARE
BORED.

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C4NN said...

My god you are bored hillman. LOL

Anonymous said...

Hi this is Mary J Blige.

Stop taking pics of me at the gym.


I'm so sweaty.