Lohan to work in morgue as punishment
The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.
She has also spent two months in rehabilitation and has done some community service, Berk said at a hearing on her progress toward fulfilling the terms of her plea bargain. FULL STORY HERE
I won't say too much about Ms Lohan as I actually feel bad for her, Brittney and other teen dream pop stars who continue in a downward spiral of booze, paparazzi up skirt shots, rehab and other fun family activities.
It really is a shame watching someones life decompose right before your very eyes. Kinda like some sort of national geographic time-lapse shot.
I'm pretty confident when I say, if I saw today's Lindsay Lohan working in a morgue I wouldn't be able to tell if shes completing community service, or looking for space to rent there. She'd fit in great. LOOK AT HER. WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?
Anyways, drunk driving isn't really a joking matter, but you know what is? this is a direct quote from the full article:
"Lohan was arrested twice last year on DUI charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges. She has already served 84 minutes in jail as part of the plea deal."
84 Minuets?! WOW. Maybe after the morgue she can travel to Detroit and talk to inner city kids about life behind bars. What kind of jail time is 84 Minuets? What did they do? Clamp open her eyes and make her watch "Mean Girls" on DVD? Cause that was also about 84 minuets of MY life I'll never get back.
Remember Girls, if you get drunk with the right people, take hard drugs, and drive your car that costs more then most people's homes WHILE doing all of the above... You develop this dirty, greasy, slimy pungent smelling film all over your body. It causes acne and it itches. BUT it repels North American legal systems and makes you be popular. Lindsay Lohan, Role model to pre-teen girls everywhere.
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